i have thought of only two things...

...that bug me more than being told to relax when I'm already perfectly calm. One of them is Rod Stewart; the other, surprisingly enough, is not Bam Margera.

Moving on... ever think about what an amazing thing it is that correspondence sign-offs like "Truly yours" were able to become common? Because, you know... damn, what a commitment that is. Truly yours. Yours sincerely. Wow. I don't know if I'm ready for that.