poke fun at the elderly!

From Yahoo! Sports' preview of the Penn State-Notre Dame game:

"Paterno had an abrupt answer when asked if Notre Dame might be vulnerable at home after losing to Southern California and Michigan State in South Bend last season.

'I haven't got the slightest idea what you're talking about,' the 41-year coaching veteran said. He then shambled angrily away, toddling along in a sort of strange series of ellipses toward his car, which was parked at an angle of approximately 30 degrees across the 45-yard line. His players continued discreetly conducting their drills around the vehicle as Paterno screamed for 'these goddamn kids' to 'get the fuck off [his] lawn.'"

<3 JoePa.

Also, this is how the cleaning lady at work says she prepares fish:

"I bread it, you know, with the bread, right? And then season it with the seasons."