and the worms ate into his brain

Let's go Dem-o-crats! *clap clap clapclapclap*

Sweet.

This has been an excellent night for two of my favorite things - jacking up taxes and baby-killing, of course - not only with the Democrats taking control of at least one chamber, but also with South Dakotans voting down their total abortion ban and California rejecting a parental notification initiative.

I'm pretty stoked. Come on, Missouri.