teach your children well

One trend that's gotta stop sometime is this thing in commercials where tens of people repeat each other, or finish each other's sentences. Maybe it was innovative the first time. But come on. Overload.

Today at work, order number 5555555 came in. 6666666 isn't going to come around, by my count, for just about three years precisely. I don't think there was enough ceremony attached to this rare occasion.

i'm a highway star

Vicarious drama is better than the real thing in every aspect, save one: you have to wait for updates.

I don't like to kill bugs, but I really don't like roaches.

Robert Englund was in an early episode of MacGyver, playing a nuclear scientist. That's crazy.

Those three statements were completely unrelated to each other.