i wanna love you all over

Chris Klein, Missourian:

when the lights go down in the city

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/15/
AR2007081502309.html?wpisrc=newsletter

"Still, Giuliani did not stray far from his Sept. 11 image, using tough language in response to questions about immigration and terrorism and even discussing fingerprint imaging technology -- not exactly typical fairground fare.

And for some, that was fine. Melissa Curiel, 34, brought her daughter to meet the former mayor. 'He was there on 9/11, and that makes him an awesome person,' said Curiel, describing herself as a committed Giuliani voter."

Someone talk some sense into Melissa Curiel, 34.

Mr. Beckham from last night:

it's so easy, it's so easy to do

Man, anyone who says David Beckham doesn't still have it... well... is wrong. Damn.

cakes on the griddle

No, for real. Pancakes for breakfast! How can this not be the best Tuesday ever?

your best irish whiskey and drink with me

I had the craziest dictator-apocalyptic dream last night. This cat was somehow benignly evil, and he scared the bejesus out of everybody. He was still comfortably in control when I woke up. I hope somebody's successfully revolted in the meantime.

steady watch me navigate ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

Karl Rove is resigning. I'm gonna have to figure out how to react to that.

thank you for the rhythm; thank you for the blues

Damn that elusive art museum! I'll get it eventually...

I ask myself how these guys can be so calm while kicking so much ass:



I hope Mike Huckabee gets some kind of bump from this straw poll thing. He's by a good stretch the least scary of the bunch.

Jane: I'm Jane. Steve's girlfriend.

Susan: Susan. Pleased to meet you. (to Steve) You have a girlfriend?

Steve: Well, at the moment.

Susan: At the moment?!

Steve: You're early!

Ha ha!

in a way i guess it was

The following is quoted, and one of the funniest things I've seen in hours:

DEPT. OF 9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING
Terrorist Mexican Child Molesters In Post-9/11 Surge!



According to this charming pre-school window display at Tom Tancredo’s campaign office in Council Bluffs, the Illegal Mexicans have raped 17,576 white children since 9/11, which is possibly the most ridiculous combination of fear-mongering statistics we’ve ever seen. In other words, Tom Tancredo will probably be our next president.