the only reason that you came

From the U.S. Soccer MNT June Blog: "Mexico just buried their second goal against Brazil and you could hear the surprised reaction from the players in their rooms and in the training room. What is going on here? Looks like the U.S. gone and pissed off the Mexicans."

LOOKS LIKE THE U.S. GONE AND PISSED OFF THE MEXICANS.

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That's brilliant writing. How does one get that job?

every day there's a boy in the mirror

I had to stop for actual geese waddling with their baby geese chicklets across Kelly Drive. It was cute.

This was not cute. This was just hot.

dude. that was tnt.

Does anyone else laugh every time Paul Simon sings "I am Iraq; I am an island"?

What a poor grasp of geography that man has.