i am your black swan, black swan

If Dennis Kucinich is elected president, we as a nation would have our first smokin' first lady.

you didn't even hesitate, and now you and me are on our way

That Aqua Teen movie is a lot better than you'd think.

Three days' rest? For real?

swaying to the symphony

Want to see something ridiculous? How 'bout this?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/64435/will_oprah_winfrey_
get_into_politics.html

Selected gems (and bear in mind, it's really hard to pick out certain things because the whole article is just jaw-droppingly fabulous after paragraph 13 or so):

"The traditional family home in America is fast becoming extinct and single parent families and dysfunctionality have become fashionable and acceptable.

I believe one of the causes is that a lot of women are not at home to take care of their husbands and children.

Instead they are working at their careers, with the ambition to compete with men in order to prove they are equal to men.

This is the brain washing which hardcore extremist feminists have done on them."

Damn those brainwashing hardcore feminists!

"Women don’t have to wear pants, suits, ties and grow a mustache and work 9-5 to prove they are equal to men.

If more women stay at home to look after their children and take care of their husbands, perhaps, the children will grow up to become responsible, employed, productive law abiding citizens, instead of welfare parasites, hardcore drug addicts and criminals.

And if the husbands are well taken care of to meet their sexual and emotional needs, they will not be tempted to cheat on their wives which often leads to the break up of the family.

When husbands are satisfied, they will become better human beings, more productive, more caring and more responsible to their wives and families."

SEE? The problem is that wives aren't giving enough head! We fellows don't have a choice but to stray!

Let me tell you, it's just such a tough life.