i don't feel so good - don't feel justified. come and put a little love here in my void

I have Internet again.

And here's the deep thought I've been saving up for this day:

How many times do you think any given one of the *NSYNC guys, upon nailing a groupie after an end-of-work-week concert, screamed, "It's Friday night and I just got LAID, bitch!", and then high-fived himself?