i've decided we should all move past the phrase 'drunk dial'...

...it's just lost its ring (ha ha!), for me.

How 'bout:

"tanked telephoning"

"retarded ring"

"blasted buzz"

"crocked communiqué"

Leaving behind alliteration:

"foolish idea"

"pulling an Erb"

Take it under advisement, come up with something good, insert it virally into common parlance. A grateful nation thanks you.